Total Medals Earned: 888 (From 199 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,460 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Started a game with a random user.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/200 points)
Defeat the boss
Buy all upgrades, including the jetpack
Earn 2500 points or more
Beat the boss without upgrading anything
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
First Victory
Beat the Champ.
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Buy the best horse. What a bargain!
Medals Earned: 3/16 (45/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Win the race.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (65/75 points)
I'm home!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Complete all 6 endings
Complete any 1 ending
Medals Earned: 5/14 (50/375 points)
Politely decline
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Defeat Sheriff
Politely accept
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Medals Earned: 3/6 (15/55 points)
Read the intro
Lose for first time
Stay for 100 points
Stay for 500 points
Stay for 1000 points
Stay for 5000 points
Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
Destroy 100 enemies.
Upgrade your ship to have 10 HP.
Mine 30 ore.
Upgrade your ship 10 times.
Achieve 50 points of reputation.
Complete 5 missions.
Enter the Nyx Conglomeration and the Terminus Cloud.
Upgrade your ship to have 25 HP.
Achieve 100 points of reputation.
Mine 100 ore.
Complete 20 missions.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Upgrade your ship 20 times.
Mine 250 ore.
Achieve 250 points of reputation.
Destroy the fleet threatening the Porus Mining Quadrate.
Complete 50 missions.
Upgrade your ship 30 times.
Upgrade your ship to have 50 HP.
Destroy 1000 enemies.